Carpet Cleaners Are Miracle Workers

So, I hosted a little party yesterday.  Midweek, I know, don’t judge…  Was pretty low key.  I decided to do a shared party for dudes and dudettes.  I figured since all the guys were going to be drinking and watching the NFL draft, I might as well seize the perfect opportunity to socialize and sip on some magnificent malbec (my fav wine BTW).

Things were going along just swimmingly until Toby (my lovable lab) decided to make a move for the hors d’oeuvres.  I did my best job trying to box him out like I was trying to grab a rebound back in my college days.  Only problem is that I bumped Toby and I think I must have startled him.  His tail (which is constantly in motion) smacked into my previously mentioned wine glass which just so happened to be sitting on an end table.

Not sure if you have ever been hit with the wagging tail of a lab, but the wine glass simply didn’t stand a chance.  My malbec did its best Rorschach test impression on my beautiful area rug.  Talk about panic setting in a hurray.  I tried to keep it together (I was the host of the party after all), but it was difficult to hide my emotions.

Tom (one of the partygoers) told me to call his buddy Henry at  Said that he has the experience and the technicians to get my wine stain out in no time.  I wasted no time and got on the phone immediately after looking up the site.  I knew that time was of the essence, and I’m sure glad I called.  Henry dispatched a crew almost immediately.  We simply shifted the party to the 3 season porch to give the carpet tech space to work.

45 minutes later and you couldn’t even tell where my malbec had splattered.  I was so impressed with their “Red Out” service and I’ll definitely keep them in mind for future debacles.  I should have taken a before and after pic, but I was freaking out so much that I didn’t even think to.  I did find this cool pic online.

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How did they even capture the moment like this?  Time lapse camera and a planned spill of some red wine?

Now, back to the party.  Who would have thought that the Tampa Bay Bucs would have selected Jameis Winston with the #1 overall pick.  I mean, they have only had a “few issues” with QB selections in the recent past. Ahem, Josh Freeman.  Glad to see my hometown boy Brandon Scherff go #5 overall.  Maybe RG3 can actually have some time in the pocket to create.  I really only wanted to pay attention to the draft long enough to see when Brandon was selected.

I then got back with my gossip girls and we totally caught up on everything going on in the neighborhood.  I love the fact that my parents were able to watch the kiddos last night and gave me a chance to enjoy a night with my friends without fear of having to change an abomination of a dirty diaper mid party.  Sometimes it’s great to be close to family.  Not that I take advantage of it, but I know that my parents love spending time with their grandchildren.

We even planned the next social gathering.  With the weather finally heating up, Josh had a cool idea to have a mini golf party.  Each house is going to create a mini golf hole in their garage and we will go from house to house playing mini golf, drinking, and eating.  What a cool idea.  I am sooo looking forward to it.



What A Cool Idea!

So, I was just messing around online, killing time if you will and I stumbled upon a pretty cool website.  First, a little background…

If you may not already know, we are currently in the middle of a devastating crisis for the ash tree.  The emerald ash borer is destroying these fine specimens at an alarming rate.  Now, we can treat our ash trees to bring them back to health if the problem is caught soon enough.  Notice the issue too late, and say goodbye to your decades old citizen.  You see, the emerald ash borer (Agrilus planipennis) is a green beetle that is native to both Asia and Eastern Russia.  It was likely brought to the United States as a hitchhiker on solid wood packing material carried by cargo ships or as a stowaway on an airplane originating from Asia.

First discovered in southeastern Michigan near Detroit in the summer of 2002, the emerald ash borer (EAB) has been devastating ash trees ever since.  The EAB primarily infests and causes significant damage to 4 major types of ash trees.  Green ash, white ash, black ash, and blue ash are the main victims in North America.

Damage to infested trees occurs due to larval feeding as the serpentine feeding of the larvae creates channels that disrupt the flow of nutrients and water with the tree.  This leads to girdling of the tree and if bad enough, the tree cannot bridge the wound created by the EAB larvae and the tree above the affected areas dies as a result.

After initial infestation, all trees within the area are expected to die within 10 years without measures in place to control the spread of the EAB.  All North American ash trees are susceptible to the emerald ash borer and without the specialized predators and parasitoids that suppress its populations in Asia, the EAB has free range and it treats the North American ash trees like an all-you-can-eat buffet.  Populations can spread up to 13 miles per year on their own, but the spread of the EAB is also helped by the transport of firewood and other wood products that contain ash bark.  In this manner, the spread of the emerald ash borer can cover hundreds of miles per year and creates satellite populations outside the main infestation zone.

So, why all the background?  I found a website that specializes in using the damaged wood from affected ash trees.  Repurposing it into picture frames and furniture, this Michigan-based company creates beautiful works of art of out something that is otherwise discarded as waste.  Why turn your beautiful ash tree into a pile of wood chips when you can turn it into this:

Beautiful Repurposed Ash Buffet

The other cool thing.  Urban Ashes ( also sells their work to galleries for resale through their partnership program.  Which, is right up my alley.  Ash trees are all around where I live.  I’m not sure if they accept ash trees from outside the state, but it may be something that I need to look into.

On second thought, maybe that is a bad idea and could possibly contribute to the spread of the invasive emerald ash borer.  Maybe I should just find some local artisan that works with reclaimed or repurposed wood?  All I know is that our natural resources are precious, and I’m all for finding a way to breathe new life into something before simply discarding it.

First things first, get your ash trees inspected by professionals.  Not all tree service companies are created equal.  Do a simple Google search and see what’s served up for reputable companies in your area.  Make sure that they use an injection gun to treat the ash tree.  In all my research, the ArborJet direct-injection system seems to be the best at managing this invasive species.  Plus, it is much safer than simply spraying or doing soil injections.  Why risk the health of yourself, others, and your pets when you don’t have to?

If it’s too late, the same tree service company can help remove the diseased tree.  Ask if they know of any local craftsmen who utilize repurposed wood to make beautiful pieces of art and you’ll always have something to remind you of the beautiful ash that once stood tall.  You can even pass it down from generation to generation.  In the midst of this crisis, become an advocate.  Inform yourself and arm yourself with knowledge.  Make a difference in your community and see who you can get on board.

Time Goes By Much Too Quickly

I sometimes find it difficult to get things done on any sort of schedule.  I must be a free spirit at heart, but it’s definitely a fault of mine.  Maybe that’s why I’ve always been so successful as an artist. I can take my time to get projects done without having someone hanging over my head.  Most people know what happens when you try to rush an artist.  I’ll give you a hint if you are unaware.  Think disaster.  Unless, you are a speed artist like this dude.  One word, sick.

Insane Speed Painter!

Well, anyways, I’m going to try to do a better job of getting posts on this page, but I’m definitely not going to make any promises.  I know myself far too well.  Best laid plans I s’pose…  I’m like one of those New Years Resolutionists, all the aspirations in the world to get in better shape, every single year…for about 3 weeks, then I fizzle out like a Dr. Pepper with the lid left off it in the warm summer sun.  I keep telling myself that, “things will change,” and, “this year will be my year,” but I fail myself time and time again.  Maybe I just need someone to hold me accountable.  I’m sort of hoping that putting this post out into the world, someone will read it and keep challenging me.  Gotta start somewhere.

It sounds so cliché, but we really never get any younger and the time to change is now.  Bus theory.  I don’t want to look back on my time on this earth and have any regrets about what I haven’t done.  So here goes nothing, wish me luck…

Welcome to my new blog

I’ve been thinking about getting some of my thoughts out there in cyberspace for quite a while now. Well, I finally bit the bullet and decided to start a blog! I’ll probably ramble about various topics from time to time. Hopefully, it’s entertaining for the masses! I know I get a kick out of the random thoughts running through my head on a daily basis. Enjoy!